Caro Carcinogen

Politeness became so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation

Josh talking about the Worm Dancing.

boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you

girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.

so my dad randomly put it on dh part 2 and it was at the resurrection stone scene:

theatomicboom:

harry: stay close to me

lily: always

my dad: HOLD THE HELL UP

my dad: DID SHE JUST SAY THAT?

my dad: LITERALLY MAYBE FIVE MINUTES AFTER SNAPE SAID IT?

my dad: PLEASE TELL ME I DIDN’T JUST HEAR THAT BY ACCIDENT

me: omg you ship it don’t you

my dad: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT YES, I AM ON THIS SHIP

crazy-home-for-psychics:

doodleks:

iwasneverbroken:

kelsey-paige:

ilistenedin:

leetakeuchi:

Reblog if you understand this..

Lord have mercy on you if you dont.

If she doesn’t understand this, she’s too young for you, bro.

^this

omg nostalgia

YESSSS!

And the memories come back <3

aaaaaaaaaaaaah

herp derp

I remembered as soon as I got to the guava juice lol